Galaxina vs Edward

AKA why Edward shouldn't try to woo a real woman.
Before you exclaim that this is biased, I pommyking on DA(because I'm not saying my name) am reading Twilight. And it is as boring as HECK! You might think it's because I'm a guy... Maybe, maybe. Then why do I enjoy shojo romance stories, eh? Anyway I have not gotten far but I really do not want to read this anymore. It's just confirming what others have said. Bella just looks at Edward and boom she must marry him! Vampire Night? the main character is RESCUED BY THE VAMPIRE before she loves him. And then Chibi Vampire, the two are an impossible mix, forced to spend time together, love forms. Anyway enough rant now about the meme. Oh yeah thanks walfas, you have hidden my crappy paint skills. And one last thing, if you like Twilight but enjoy this, good job, you can say you're a real fan. If you spam hate on me about this... THEN GET A DANG LIFE!
1. As a guy I would never have been able to do this... Cue Galaxina. And she's a little more than pissed off about it.
2. I couldn't find a good background in walfas so they're facing the wrong way.lol
3. Galaxina is, unlike Bella, emotionally stable and CAN deal with things not going her way.
4. Stalking is bad m'kay, you could get a restraining order, or you could be strangled with your intestines by a plant.
5. It's all fine and dandy for crossbreeding to occur naturally in the Sonic series(with some exceptions). Twilight on the other hand, Galaxina does not wish to take any part of it.
6. Vampire: Noun, A supernatural being that resembles a human and must drink blood to remain in existance. Usual traits involve, manipulation/turning into bats, sharp fangs, and aversion to light which most likely kills the vampire.
7. personally I think "Without you, this world would mean nothing to me." seems like a cooler quote.
8. I am aware yukkuries don't exist in Twilight let alone Rinosuke. But who cares, it's a freakin' yukkuri! I love those things!
9. When you have a loyal guy who can copy nearly anything he knows why wouldn't you have him blow up something you hate. Also if you're wondering Matt's second quote is "SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!!!!".
10. Da'w that Dark yukkuratt looks so cute!
a well good bye sparkle fag. Sorry to whoever were offended by "fag".